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A man in a cap takes a selfie at the wheel of a moving truck, looking alarmed, while a Canada goose stands on his lap with one wing spread. Autumn trees blur past the windows.

Necessary Goose

What's good for the goose is good to gander.

This page is a place of distraction, a place to unwind and forget about the stress and doldrums of daily life. Grab a chair, grab a goose, stay as long as you need to. Share your own goose and be featured on the weekly "Goosed Up" section.

Goosed Up

This week's featured geese, sent in by people like you. Send in your goose

  • No geese this week. Yours could be the first.

The Collection

  • Two orange autumn trees in a parking lot under a deep blue sky. A very small goose stands on the pavement.

    No. 4

    There is a goose in this one. Take your time.
  • A goose standing on a wet road at night beside a line of cars, their headlights on in heavy fog.

    No. 3

    Traffic is backed up for miles. Nobody knows why.
  • A goose in silhouette beside a wet highway, near an overpass, under a golden sky.

    No. 2

    Golden hour. Goose hour.
  • A Canada goose standing in the middle of a two-lane road at dawn, with foggy mountains behind it.

    No. 1

    The goose has the right of way.

Goose Memes

  • A cartoon goose in a Thinker pose on a museum pedestal. Caption: Why is there a goose rather than no goose?
  • A goose whose blue left wing and red right wing blame each other. Caption: It takes both to fly, which is why we've been flying in circles since 1789.
  • A goose standing in the road, seen from a car, with a sat-nav screen. Caption: In 400 feet, goose. No alternate routes found.
  • A goose honking on a conference table in front of two bored coworkers and a Q3 Honks chart. Caption: This meeting could have been a honk.
  • A V formation of geese. The leader, Gary, thinks: I was just going to the store. Caption: Everyone is following Gary. Nobody has asked Gary.
  • A therapist says the goose in your photos isn't real and can't hurt you. In the next panel, a huge goose glares through the window.

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